Alice Nine Channel Subtitle & Translations [August 28th & September 18th 2011 Episodes]

Here are the details, downloads and explanations of the 2011 Nico Nico Douga Alice Nine Channels for August and September, aired on the 28th and 18th respectively. For those who've missed it air like me, you can now catch up! For any other back-episodes, please leave a comment. (*=^.^=*)

Notes:

• "Ii Tomo" is a TV show that's hosted by a comedian, Tamori
• Heipo is a TV show supervisor for the show "Gaki no Tsukai". He gets scared really easily, and his reactions are probably worse than Nao's
• Cyril Takayama is a (famous?) magician
• "KIller Queen" is a stand ( = supernatural power) from "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure"
• "A News" is just a generic newspaper name they probably made up, just like "Akiba News"
• "Onii-chan" means "older brother". It's not unusual for Japanese parents to call their eldest son that, especially in the presence of younger siblings
• Shazna is a Visual Kei band from the 90s. "Sumire September Love" was one of their songs
• A boy's... fluid supposedly smells like squid
• "7-5-3" is a Japanese holidays celebrated annually as a rite of passage for boys who are 3 or 5; and girls who are 3 or 7
• "Charge! Tora-family Dinner!" is a rip-off of the title from the TV show "Totsugeki! Tonari no Ban Gohan". The host shows up at people's houses uninvited and sees what they are having for dinner

Original Video Credits: azshannar
Hard-Subbing and Soft-Subbing Credits: azshannar
Video Properties: .AVI // 514MB
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Thankyou Azshannar for all the hard work, especially with the amazing job he did with the VTR segment!

Notes:

• "Sazae-san" is a Japanese comic strip and cartoon. Namihei is Sazae's father
• "FNS27 Hour TV" is a yearly show that airs for 27 hours
• "Tunnels" is a comedy duo
• Before the show started, Saga said on Twitter that Hiroto was getting a hair transplant
• "shirudanyuu" or 汁男優 is a reference to the Alice9 Channel episode dated April 26th, 2011. They're a certain type of AV ( = porn) actors who provide "fluids" = 汁

Original Video Credits: azshannar
Hard-Subbing and Soft-Subbing Credits: azshannar
Video Properties: .AVI // 324.55MB
Download Links:
Hard-Subbed
Megaupload: Here
Mediafire: Here. Please use HJSplit to join the files.
Soft-Subbed // Please make sure you download the soft-sub file that corresponds with the original file you downloaded.
Megaupload: Here
Mediafire: Here