Alice Nine Channel Alice9 ちゃんねる Nico Nico Douga March 8th, 2012 SUBTITLED & TRANSLATION [2012.03.08]

Notes

• "Alice Nine" was spelt out using "ateji" (where Chinese characters/kanji are used to sound out a word i.e the words mean nothing). The "hello" written on the board as well is written in ateji, but uses the characters "death" and "suffering", so it's commonly joked(?) that delinquents would use that kind of spelling
• Kusuta Eriko is an elderly female TV announcer
• "Kyai~n" is a comedic duo comprised of Udo Suzuki and Amano Hiroyuki
• "Sakigake!! Otokojuku" is a comic turned cartoon from the mid-1980s
• The character for SCREW's vocalist, "Byou" is 鋲 and it means "thumbtack". The character Tora wrote, 針 'hari', means "nail", which is why Hiroto said they can be put into the same category
• Matsuura Aya is a Japanese pop singer
• Hagoromo Foods is a food manufacturing company
• "Hana-sama" is a joke that the fans made up. It is a fictional character and takes its name from everybody's favourite song, "Hana".
• Ikko is a transgender TV personality
• "Kaerema10" is a segment on the show "Moshimo no Simulation Variety o Tameshi ka!", where the guests go to any place that sells food and orders the top 10 sellers
• "Winning Eleven" is a soccer/football game
• "Tamori Club: For the Sophisticated People" is a late-night show that deals with social phenomena (usually) from the viewpoints of people obsessed with said thing
• "Miyaneya" is a news / information show hosted by Miyane Seiji. The show's name literally means "Miyane House", and is created by adding the suffix for "house/shop" at the end of "Miyane". Tora did the same thing, adding the suffix to his name to form "Toraya", which is also the name of a store that sells Japanese confectionary

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Original Video Credits: azshannar
Hard-Subbing and Soft-Subbing Credits: azshannar
Video Properties: .AVI // 284MB
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Hard-Subbed (Version where text is on a black background)
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Hard-Subbed (Version where text is in the black window underneath the actual video i.e how the older episodes were done)
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Soft-Subbed (.ASS and .SRT files)
Mediafire: Here

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